Bryon Noem's cash splashing to fund his bizarre bimbofication obsession has plunged him and his partner, Kristi Noem, into a financial tailspin as per reports from local media outlets.
The pair now seems to be deeply in debt, despite the former DHS Secretary's long career in the world of politics. They've taken out some massive loans, up to $2.6 million. Now, an itemized list is revealing how the pair made funds and how Bryon blew the funds on his fetish.
As the head of the Homeland Security department, Kristi had to file a 2025 Office of Government Ethics public disclosure.
While the public servant and her partner were bringing in so much funds, it was going out the door just as fast as it arrived.
As per Kristi's disclosures, Bryon got a salary worth $1135000 and an LLC distribution from his South Dakota-based insurance firm.
As governor of the Mount Rushmore State from 2019 until she was nominated DHS Secretary in 2025, Kristi earned six figures with a salary of $241,519 in her final year in office. She also got $180K as an advance for a total of two books.